HI BOB HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHO THE HECK I AM.
BECAUSE ONLY A HANDFUL OF US KNOWS THE PASSWORD.
& ONLY ONE OF THE HANDFUL HAS THIS PICTURE OF YOU :D
I THINK THIS PICTURE DAMN CHIO PLEASE? (; CAN ATTRACT HOMOS.
ANYHOW, YOU'RE FINALLY 18- LEGAL AGE TO SMOKE/DRINK/HAVE SEX.
ENJOY & HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIG DAY TO THE MAX OKAY.
SEE YOU TOMORROW! [INSERT HEART SHAPE]